The dead calm of ignorance

A plane carrying a US football team fucking crashes. No one finds the handful of survivals because no one finds anyone in movies. Rescue parties, transponders and flight plans exist only in real life. Even if these clowns have not one but two proper islands in their hands, they don't search for food or fresh water. They choose to divide into two groups, apply the rules of football to their situation and outstupid each other. The people who brainstorm this kind of garbage should be arrested and sent to prison.