Garden of idiots hand in hand

As far as movies go, I don't think there's nothing as unforgiven as a lousy war movie. And I honestly think this is the worst war movie I have ever seen! The real battle of the Bulge was an enormously powerful, vicious and dirty part of World War II in heavily overcast weather conditions in Belgian winter of 1944 - 1945 (depicted extremely well for instance in Band of Brothers). These guys in Wunderland, they looked like they'd stepped in from a luxury spa, put on recently tailored uniforms and sent into the forest to act in a bizarre and comical play spewing clichés back and forth. The movie is so stupid that it hurts. Oh and there's Tom Berenger - I guess he just ran away from a retirement home, wandered into the set and someone put a helmet on him.