Monday, May 09, 2016

Devil's piss shit

The guy (Antti Jokinen) used to make music videos for a living. And his past reflects here. He can't do full lenght features. At least I was well fucking annoyed. Kätilö is a cliched piece of shit, from overly dramatic classical music played everywhere to lukewarm wartime romance and quick - rather useless - loud shots of warfare. Nothing is cohesive, a stupid fucking mess, storytelling is lost in director's mad whims. Like a pompous overlong music video really.

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You can't lock up a man's whiskey

Marshall Rooster Cogburn ( John Wayne ) loses his badge because his kill count is incredibly and worryingly high. He drinks too much as well...