Sunday, September 18, 2011

Troll control

Something I learned today. Trolls hate and hunt down Christians, therefore to hunt down trolls, you may lure them with Christian blood or Christian music (f.e. Olav Werner's "Hvilken Venn Vi Har I Jesus" do just fine) or simply by being a God-loving Christian chap. Trolls are particularly fond of concrete blocks and pieces of charcoal. They also like to chew on car tires. Forest trolls and mountain trolls hate each other. Brilliant.

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