Sunday, September 18, 2011
Troll control
Something I learned today. Trolls hate and hunt down Christians, therefore to hunt down trolls, you may lure them with Christian blood or Christian music (f.e. Olav Werner's "Hvilken Venn Vi Har I Jesus" do just fine) or simply by being a God-loving Christian chap. Trolls are particularly fond of concrete blocks and pieces of charcoal. They also like to chew on car tires. Forest trolls and mountain trolls hate each other. Brilliant.
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That kid ain't a killer
A hitchhiker leaves quite a many dead people in his wake. A young man escapes the clutches of him and is subsequently stalked by the fucker....
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