Already a myth

Wasn’t this a bloody hoot. Machete is like an 80s exploitation movie gone through a modern day makeover. It has the right bits and pieces; blood runs red, babes run sexy and explosions run sky high. Honest to god, contrary to some other recent films of the same genre, this time around the jokes are funny, gags are new and stars of the yesteryear (Seagal, Fahey, Johnson and, yes him too, De Niro) do more than their bit. Truly fucken enjoyed.