Beyond the point of forgiveness

Well fucken good. It - god help us - has Shia LaBeouf, but even he couldn't ruin this movie, only the scenes he was involved in. There should be a law that forbids him from acting. Was it Lars von Trier's movie he's going to fuck up next?

Bughuul eats children

I hate it when the central character is made out to be stupid. This one here (played by Ethan Hawke) talks to himself as if to explain the audience what he's thinking and he prefers walking around in the dark instead of turning on the light. But otherwise, minus the supernatural mumbo-jumbo, this is a creepy enough serial killer movie.

Mortified and stupefied

The last Seinfeld season. And now I just wait for how long does it take until I just gotta start watching the series again. Like I have stated before, best show on television.

Perpetual black terror

Had the makings of a proper traditional horror film - the set-up of an isolated orphan school in the English countryside in 1921 was right on the money - but it really offered nothing but a confusing attempt to combine The Others and The Sixth Sense. Listening to Jean Sibelius's Finlandia during one of the last scenes of the film was the most remarkable thing of them all.

Suspect the worst of everyone

Despicable little piece of unfunny shit. I don't get why it seems to be getting such great reviews pretty much everywhere. It wasn't hilarious, wasn't tragic, wasn't particularly well acted (someone shouted Oscar nominations for fuck's sake). Rubbish, it was.

Smells of lots of fucking bullets

If the story wasn't ultimately piss-poor stupid and ridiculous, this would be one of the coolest revenge films. Kevin Bacon as the vigilante. 

Everyone else is everyone else

Damn decent this, but compared to some other well known movies of WWII concentration camps it doesn't send shivers down your spine. The emotion is lukewarm, at best.

All that glitters is gold

Three guitarists Jimmy Page (Led Zeppelin), Edge (U2) and Jack White (The White Stripes, The Raconteurs) talk about their instrumental history. The film is in its most interesting and original phase only when the musicians share the same stage together talking and strumming, but unfortunately that happens ever too rarely because I'd watch that for hours on end. Individually, they aren't directed interestingly.

Sometimes you have to lose yourself before you find anything

Four buddies´picnic trip takes a turn for a worse.

Bearfucker, do you need assistance?

A cult cop comedy if there ever is one. Oftentimes misunderstood, but it's only pseudo-moronic.

Deep down below

My first Jo Nesbo experience. It was enough a ride that I'll hunt down the rest of the Harry Hole thrillers, even though it wasn't such a hell-blazing earth-shattering read as its advertised everywhere. But like I said, good enough.

Burnt offerings

I guess it's bit of a relief not all the Swedish thrillers are prime cuts. Based on a Liza Marklund's novel and I hear there's a platoon of others lurking behind the next corner. Can't say I could hardly wait. About as below average as it can get.

The secrets of the universe

Never liked the MIB series, never laughed at any of the gags of them three movies. Seemingly, I have watched them, but that’s because I’m stupid and I have some faith left. But no, this stuff is not for me. Utterly useless eye candy.

It got serious

Awarded and praised, but I welcomed this only because it's nice to see an Iranian movie for a change. Bits boring.

A street Black Sabbath

A struggle for survival music documentary thing, lotsa like The Story Of Anvil, but this one is done with a shoestring budget and whereas the Canadian chaps were easygoing as fuck, Pentagram's Bobby Liebling, simply put, is a bleak crackhead.

War is hell

Still, beats the living crap out of all the movies and television series and fuckers like that.

A tree is known by its fruit

The only reason I watched this was because it was shot in my neighbourhood and that, of course, makes me a star. The movie is shit.

Only the roads are old

A short film of a Mayan family fishing and living on the sea surrounded by beautiful wilderness (Bancho Chinchorro) and shortly put, there's nothing but fishing and living on the sea, but it was weirdly captivating all the same. As a side note, my cats don't watch much television or films, but one of them sat this one right through, mesmerized, I think that's fucken revealing because he's a smart little creature.

Lunatics don’t need training

Apparently there was (is?) an Ozzy Osbourne column in Rolling Stone magazine where he as Dr. Ozzy answered readers questions on things like sex, death and health. And now it's made out to a book. I reckon, most of the answers were given by his own doctor, his lawyer, assistant and Sharon, but a decent read nevertheless.

Watching disciples of the satanic rule

It's amusing how Sam Dunn and Scott McFadyen kept asking everyone has Grunge anything to do with Metal and everyone said no absolutely not, until someone finally said something along the line that maybe it has something to do with Metal and that was enough to include Grunge to the history of Heavy Metal. Grunge should have been replaced by Death and Black Metal and this would have been - if it ain't already - the best and most definitive Metal documentation ever produced. Of course, some influential bands and subgenres were left out and the Hair Metal and Nu Metal episodes were hair-raisingly embarrassing, but that's just my personal hatred on them. Few interviewees stood out, namely: Bruce Dickinson, Arthur Brown, Steve Harris, Geezer Butler, Ronnie James Dio and, of course, Lemmy.