Just another man hunting for a trophy

Essentially Kraven the Hunter is a ridiculous action hero movie. The character Kraven is a fighter of animal justice whose superpowers are courtesy of a some mysterious elixir. He's a gung-ho kind of guy and mercilessly wipes out the people in the poaching business. The movie is a different kind of absurdity with inconsistencies and plotholes, but kind of liked it all the same. Wacky shit.

Sulfuric and hydroflouric acid for blood

A group of young people want to change their miserable home planet to a planet with at least one Sun. With a brighter future in mind, they need to hijack a deserted spaceship that just happens to be floating around useless. But of course, that's the one where the alien monsters reside! Alien Romulus started off great, a good idea and proper tormenting claustrophobic horror in the making. But the potential was promptly killed.

Hope is just another burning soul

Be prepared to see something you have never seen before. Everything in Adolescence is great. Mind-blowing even. Everything but the story. The cinematography is pure magic and the acting, wow, it's properly done, thought-out and executed to absolute perfection. The uncomplicated story is the only downfall. This four episode thriller mini series was created by Stephen Graham and Jack Thorne.

Rumors are often revealing

Jewish refugee Shosanna Dreyfus (Mélanie Laurent) plots a revenge against the Nazis who slaughtered her family. It catches the attention of the Basterds, a group of guerrilla soldiers led by Lt. Aldo Raine (Brad Pitt). Things might end up in a bloodbath and the deaths of key figures in the leadership of the German Nazis. Quentin Tarantino's war movie Inglourious Basterds (2009) is wicked and entertaining historical nonsense.

Fuel for astronomy

An ordinary car mechanic from Essex, UK, meets a draq queen. Sort of fancies her. And a whole new world appears and ignites a love story of two different people. That's all there is to it, pretty average drama as a whole.

Prayers don't work

It's fucking solid piece. Hugh Grant is great. Superstitious mumbo-jumbo doesn't fuck up the suspense and thrills in its religious horror entirety. A killer film.

A passage through thunder

Gard B. Eidsvold's performance as Vidkun Quisling (1887-1945) is one of the greatest and most memorable acting performances I've seen in recent years. Every single detail in his portrayal seems to be thought-out to perfection and makes a huge impact on the movie. Vidkun Quisling was a Norwegian Nazi collaborator in charge of Norway's government during the country's occupation by Germany during World War II. An intriguing and insightful film by Erik Poppe.

Eyeless hellbound blues

They probably ruined The Crow's (1994) legacy with four other sequels already, but this fucking thing is blasphemous beyond everything. Quasi-Gothic trash with a story that is an absolute mess. Some graphic violence to lift up spirit, but an abomination otherwise. 

Never to return

Season # 3 made Seinfeld a household name with eight Emmy nominations. It comprises 23 episodes and it was initially aired in 1992. According to the co-creator Larry David the season three was a big turning point for the series in terms of how the show was made. The episodes are some of their best: The Pen, The Parking Garage, The Red Dot, The Subway and my personal favourite The Limo.

A little puppet on a string

It's pretty good nostalgia. Harmless fantasy horror and proper eye candy. But unfortunately too many sidestories took momentum away from the main one and everything was a bit rushed. Nothing iconic, an easily forgettable movie.

The day after the wheels of shadow

Cafe owner Kato gets a message from himself. He gets it from the TV screen in his own cafe which is two minutes ahead of time thus showing images from the future. Together with his friends they start to play around with it. Perhaps make some profit from the peculiar time machine. Thank heavens, Beyond the Infinitive Two Minutes lasts only 70 minutes because the mindfuck it generates becomes a bit too thick to chew. Pretty clever - and funny - little thing nevertheless.  

Road of the righteous

Frustrating, overly sentimental, clichéd and soulless little thriller. It makes no sense why Robert De Niro and John Malkovich decided to be part of this abomination where a recovering drug addict becomes a vigilante.

Like wolves in the sun

A progressive hearing loss makes a detective feel himself useless. A security risk even. His hearing aid dies down while working on a case. He ends up trapped in an apartment building to be demolished with a deaf girl who is a witness in a murder case and there's a plenty of bad people wanting to kill her dead! The Silent Hour is a predictable and flawed thriller.

Evil has many faces

Ivan (Mads Mikkelsen) is a priest in a rural church. He's suspiciously happy, sees the world through rose-colored glasses yet convinced he's at war with Satan. The rectory is also a halfway house for paroled convicts. In comes a neo-Nazi (Ulrich Thomsen) sentenced to community service who immediately questions the minister's faith and view of the world. Brilliant dark comedy, absolutely hilarious. Directed by Anders Thomas Jensen. 

Boiling brains on an atomic level

Popcorn cinema for people who don't think so much. It's photoshopped Marvel action with so much jokes and snappy one-liners that it becomes exhausting. The story is just a mere footnote and renders itself useless before it even started.

Bad time for rats

Swedish secret agent Carl Hamilton gets in contact with German terrorists and joins their posse. He's undercover. Their plan include an attack against the CIA headquarters in Stockholm. They've filmed quite a lot of Jan Guillou's book series with Swedish heavyweights such as Peter Stormare, Mikael Persbrant, Jakob Oftebro and Stellan Skarsgard in the leading role. The Democratic Terrorist (1992) is decent, but nothing more.

Living in the clouds

AI moves into a family of five. She learns the family's behaviors and anticipates their needs, she's a helpful little fucker. But she also comes with disturbing features. Pretty interesting techno thriller/horror movie, but lacks in suspense. A lost oppurtinity really.

Sometimes a sinner

Intruders pop up at James and Kristen's summer home and they come up with bad intentions. It's stuff of nightmares. These masked strangers are no good. At times, The Strangers, by Bryan Bertino, is truly bloody scary. Entertaining breath taking horror. Too bad though that all the characters are stupid beyond belief.

In grandiose splendor

This is a 1992 documentary film directed by Werner Herzog. Shot in post-Gulf War Kuwait. The imagery of it is devastated and lifeless landscape. Oil fields in flames. It's an apocalyptic vision of destruction in the wake of war. The images are powerful, almost hypnotizing.

Whistleblowers, oracles and prophets

Conspiracy theorist's wet dream. A massive nationwide cyberattack kills thousands. A former president George Mullen (Robert De Niro) is appointed as the head of Zero Day Commission to investigate the attack, find and imprison the fuckers who did it. The series started out well, the slow-burning pacing was exciting, and the performances were brilliant, but the final moments (the last two episodes) watered it down.

Privacy has been dead for years

A lawyer is caught in a crossfire of mobsters, corrupt politicians and National Security Agency officials. He teams up with an old-school hacker to formulate a plan to separate the righteous from the unrighteous. Enemy of the State is a brilliant Tony Scott thriller from 1998 where everything is somehow overshadowed by the dazzling performance of Gene Hackman.

Forlorn friends obliterated

Disappointing. A few deliciously nasty and disgusting scenes thrown here and there, but they can't keep the movie together. The film is constructed on unexplained bits, so by the time it's finished you are as unlightened as in the beginning. And just like the first time, the ending is just weird.

The space is space, it doesn't change

A man builds a time machine and travels forward into the time, thousands of years into the future revealing a volatile society where things called The Morlocks raise humans as cattle and feed upon them! The Time Machine (1960) is classic science fiction film and a bloody good one, directed by George Pal. Rod Taylor in the lead.

Homeward bound

Gabby Petito wanted to be an internet star, but her asshole boyfriend Brian killed her. She first went missing and there was a nationwide search and she was found strangled in the desert. The boyfriend went missing as well and killed himself later. It all was all very well documented before this film, but these true crime thingies are still compelling to watch for some reason. 

You can't escape from yourself

A body horror film by Coralie Fargeat. An aging celebrity Elisabeth Sparkle creates a younger version of herself by a drug. The drug has its side effects and misuse unveils somewhat sickening consequences. The Substance is entertaining, a grotesque satire quite similar to David Cronenberg works, but the ending, bludgeoned to death with blood and gore, was a bit off the rails.

We're all still just cave dwellers

A family of three meet new people who are cool at first, but turn out to be aplenty different. Not necessarily the most original of thrillers but pretty good scares here. Speak No Evil by James Watkins (Eden Lake, Bastille Day). A remake of the Danish-Dutch film (by Christian Tafdrup) of the same name.

Hail Satan, shoot dope, kill children, fuck the pope

The craziness of the first thirty minutes of Ari Aster's Beau is Afraid was spectacular. With a runtime of 2 hours and 69 minutes, the black nightmare comedy has its needlessly confusing and dull moments. And falls short with its logic at times. Being weird for the sake of being weird doesn't quite cut it.

Burn the future

They say Swedes are so full of themselves that they are annoying. Apparently they were like that already in the 16th century, so much so that Denmark had to wage war against them. Mikael Håfström's Stockholm Bloodbath started out great, like a wicked comedy, but turns out to be a weird mess in the end. And not very good.

Rhapsody without war

There's a sad undertone in La passion de Dodin Bouffant's (The Taste of Things), by Anh Hung Tran, culinary journey. They sure do feast, devour and cook exquisitive food in the film, honoring the art of food and preparation of it to the bone, but the human drama in romance and death are there in the mix as well. Cooked with passion, culture, love and cuisine. An excellent watch.

Lost dwellers swooping in

A man, on his way to the hospital where his wife's in labour, is kidnapped inside his own vehicle! With no proper explanation given he's threatened to drive to another city. At gunpoint no less. It's no joke, the kidnapper obviously is a psycho prepared to do anything. Nicolas Cage delivers hits from time to time, but Sympathy for the Devil is more his niche. A cliched and predictable little thriller.

Man is only truly alive when he confronts death

In the Orinoco river, Venezuela, a German submarine destroys a U.K. merchant ship killing its entire crew except for private Murphy. The lone survivor swears revenge against the Germans. He intends to blow the sub to kingdom come and its Nazis within! However the war, WWII, is almost over, so the retaliation must be executed before the peace is declared. Murphy's War is a 1971 movie, by Peter Yates, starring Peter O'Toole, Siân Phillips, Philippe Noiret and Horst Janson.

Tits is good

Little bit of indie anarchy. Socially awkward and shy Patty (Emily Skeggs) is a huge fan of Psyops, a punk rock band. She's particularly attracted to the lead singer John Q (Kyle Gallner), sends him sexually tinged fan mail and everything. Patty meets a rebellious young man, hits it off with him, obvious to the fact that she's suddenly dating her punk rock crush! These two outcasts of society go on a journey together through America's Midwestern suburbs. A quirky, somewhat satisfying and heartwarming, film by Adam Rehmeier. Ben Stiller in the production department.

Riding into the moonlight

It would have been so much cooler if this French comedy would have been funny. Not that it ain't watchable. It's a gentle and harmless little thing with quite likeable characters and it's a film where John Malkovich speaks French. But that's all.

Evil begets evil

The Northman, by Robert Eggers, is rather wicked. It's great visually, crafted to perfection really. A classic revenge tale, simple and straight-forward, and therein lies the problem. The unique looking piece craves for more engaging storyline.

Tangled chains of agony

Maybe not every suspense movie can be The Usual Suspects or The Silence of the Lambs or Se7en, but this sort of thing is a travesty. Scottish, French and US detectives team up to catch a serial killer. It's embarrassing trash entertainment.  

At the gates of moral and consequence

Season # 3 of Tunna blå linjen. The show humanizes the police in uniform, portrays the streets and people of Malmö, Sweden, shot similarly you see in documentaries thus it feels like a real, living and breathing thing. The narrative seems so authentic that you are emotionally involved yourself. Easily, one of the best television dramas.

Nothing is a secret for long

Jackal, a hitman for hire, intends to assassinate President Charles de Gaulle. Once the French police finds out of his heinous plan, they - with the help of Scotland Yard - do everything to catch the perceptive killer. It's a cat and mouse game with lots of thrills and deductive reasoning. The Day of the Jackal is a 1973 film, by Fred Zinnemann, starring Edward Fox, Michael Lonsdale and Olca Georges-Picot. A close to a masterpiece political thriller.

Skeletons in the closet

Everything's a bit askew. What Remains is a film done by a Chinese production team (directed by Ran Huang), it's shot in Finland with a cast of mostly Swedish and Finnish actors (Stellan Skarsgård as the heavyweight) and they all speak English. It seems so unrealistic that it inevitably makes weird nordic noir. Based on the case of Thomas Quick, a Swedish man believed to have been a serial killer who confessed to more than 30 murders while detained in a mental institution. 

Sunrise hymns

A stone-cold rubbish B movie. Quite early you realize you are watching a shipwreck, so bad that you could easily think it's a parody of a thriller. And the end twist is just embarrassingly bad. 

The end of something or the start of something new

A bunch of young adults indulge in playing a Tarot card game. And their readings are coming true, but in ways no one could have imagined. They are getting killed one by one! This bad mojo must be stopped! Tarot by Spenser Cohen and Anna Halberg, a few jump scares stretched out enough so you can call it a horror movie.

Lord of the idiots

Twelve episodes in season 2 only, yet the show is shaping beautifully into form. It introduces couple of significant characters, namely Jerry's uncle Leo (Len Lesser) and Jerry's neighbor Newman (Wayne Knight), although the latter makes his first physical appearance in season 3.

Abandoned to a purposeless existence

Shit. Two vampires rise from their graves after being buried for 200 years! They want to live again and foremost begin a campaign to possess the body of a beautiful princess in Moldavia! Vintage gothic horror by Mario Bava. Released in 1960. Abounds in old-fashioned horror atmosphere with plenty of darkness and shadowy evil.

Death is as unfair as is life

Not much happening in Matt Brown's Freud's Last Session. Psychoanalyst Sigmund Freud and professor C.S. Lewis, Anthony Hopkins and Matthew Goode respectively, are having a talk. Mainly they debate over the existence of God. Sadly, the film delivers so little.

Justice can be a messy business

The batmobile is fucking stolen from a car museum! The actors of the Batman shows and movies, Adam West and Burt Ward, want it back. It's a mystery and to crack it they've to find clues to it by reminiscing their filmography together. Good try, but the sarcasm was left half-finished.

Sharing the same sky

A father and daughter from Scotland are on a holiday in Turkey. Aftersun, by Charlotte Wells, is shot interestingly and it's open to a whole of interpretations, but quite a fucking bore to be honest.

No one loves more than one who dies for friends

After getting caught spreading propaganda flyers, Sophie Scholl wasn't scared to say he hated the fucking Adolf Hitler. She was a fearless activist, one of the members of the anti-Nazi resistance movement, The White Rose. Her interrogation, trial and sentence took place Munich in 1943. An unsettling movie, but a touching and inspiring story.

Lizards scared of entropy

Miki Liukkonen (1989-2023) was a Finnish writer and poet. A Finlandia Prize (the most prestigious literature award in Finland) nominee. The gifted and quite paradoxical young lad died by suicide at the age of 33. Heartbreaking. Documentary by Minna von Reiche.

A blade in the dark

The other main character of the movie makes one stupid decision after another, so that kind of takes the edge away of this otherwise decent thriller. At least it has the premise of becoming a decent thriller. It's flawed and predictable, annoying as shit, but entertaining enough.

Cool under heat

Senegalese cousins Seydou and Moussa want to become African immigrants to pursue their careers as musicians in Europe. They've worked hard to pay for it. They're excited. Should be a fun trip. And once they make it big in the music industry, they become superstars and their entire family is all smiles. The journey through the dangers of the desert, the horrors of detention centers and the perils of the sea  is adventurous alright. An intense, illuminating and heartbreaking rollercoaster of a film.

Sometimes truth defies reason

Bill Paxton's (1955-2017) directorial debut. Adam's and Fenton's dad suddenly realized he's a demon-slayer! He starts receiving orders from God to kill people. Those who to his eyes are demons. To an untrained eye they become a serial killing family. Makes a macabre story and a twisted fun horror movie!

2024

MOVIES

Weird: The Al Yankovic Story (Eric Appel)
Lone Survivor (Peter Berg)
Dream Scenario (Kristoffer Borgli)
Unhinged (Derrick Borte)
Midnight Run (Martin Brest)
All Is Lost (J.C. Chandor)
People Under the Stairs (Wes Craven)
Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (John Francis Daley, Jonathan Goldstein)
Titane (Julia Ducournau)
The End of the Storm (James Erskine)
The Last Stop in Yuma County (Francis Galluppi)
Civil War (Alex Garland)
The Platform (Galder Gaztelu-Urrutia)
The Zone of Interest (Jonathan Glazer)
Bad Times at the El Royale (Drew Goddard)
The Bourne Supremacy (Paul Greengrass)
The Bourne Ultimatum (Paul Greengrass)
Jason Bourne (Paul Greengrass)
Saw X (Peter Greutert)
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.3 (James Gunn)
The Hitcher (Mark Harmon)
Big Game (Jalmari Helander)
Riders of Justice (Anders Thomas Jensen)
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (Philip Kaufman)
I Hired a Contract Killer (Aki Kaurismäki)
Kuolleet lehdet (Aki Kaurismäki)
High and Low (Akira Kurosawa)
Poor Things (Yorgos Lanthimos)
Kinds of Kindness (Yorgos Lanthimos)
The Bourne Identity (Doug Liman)
The Old Oak (Ken Loach)
Myrskyluodon Maija (Tiina Lymi)
Renfield (Chris McKay)
Die Hard with a Vengeance (John McTiernan)
Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (George Miller)
The Greatest Night in Pop (Bao Nguyen)
Peluri (Teemu Nikki)
Interstellar (Christopher Nolan)
The Accountant (Gavin O'Connor)
Arlington Road (Mark Pellington)
Joker (Todd Phillips)
Linnan juhlat (Tapio Piirainen)
The Ghost Writer (Roman Polanski)
A Man Escaped (Robert Presson)
Häiriötekijä (Aleksi Salmenperä)
A Quiet Place: Day One (Michael Sarnoski)
The Martian (Ridley Scott)
Onibaba (Kaneto Shindô)
The Usual Suspects (Bryan Singer)
Traffic (Steven Soderbergh)
As Bestas (Rodrigo Sorogoyen)
Jurassic Park (Steven Spielberg)
Lynx Man (Juha Suonpää)
Once Upon a Time in... Hollywood (Quentin Tarantino)
Ohjus (Miia Tervo)
Dune: Part Two (Denis Villeneuve)
Another Round (Thomas Vinterberg)
Jagten (Thomas Vinterberg)
Kong: Skull Island (Jordan Vogt-Roberts)
White Heat (Raoul Walsh)
River (Junta Yamaguchi)

SERIES

American Murder: Laci Peterson (Skye Borgman)
The Sopranos (David Chase)
Baby Reindeer (Richard Gadd)
From (John Griffin)
American Nightmare (Bernadette Higgins, Felicity Morris)
The Chestnut Man (Dorte Warnøe Høgh, David Sandreuter, Søren Sveistrup)
Resident Alien (Chris Sheridan)
Beckham (Fisher Stevens)

BOOKS

Pedro (Janne Flinkkilä)
Melankolian Mestari (Nefertiti Malaty)

R.I.P.

Steve Albini (musician, audio engineer) born 1962 (aged 61)
John Amos (actor) born 1939 (aged 84)
John Ashton (actor) born 1948 (aged 76)
Paul Auster (author) born 1947 (aged 77)
George Baldock (footballer) born 1993 (aged 31)
Franz Beckenbauer (Der Kaiser) born 1945 (aged 78)
Seth Binzer (musician) born 1974 (aged 49)
Andreas Brehme (footballer) born 1960 (aged 63)
Juan Brujo (musician) born 1963 (aged 61)
Kevin Campbell (footballer) born 1970 (aged 55)
Jimmy Carter (president) born 1924 (aged 100)
Victoria Catlin (actress) born 1952 (aged 71)
Kaj Chydenius (composer) born 1939 (aged 84)
Tony Clarkin (musician) born 1946 (aged 77)
Bill Cobbs (actor) born 1934 (aged 90)
Roger Corman (director) born 1926 (aged 98)
Peter Crombie (actor) born 1952 (aged 71)
Alain Delon (actor) born 1935 (aged 88)
Paul Di'Anno (musician) born 1958 (aged 66)
Shannen Doherty (actress) born 1971 (aged 53)
Shelly Duvall (actress) born 1949 (aged 75)
Eija Elenius (friend) born 1960 (aged 64)
Sven-Göran Eriksson (football manager) born 1948 (aged 76)
Kinky Friedman (author, musician) born 1944 (aged 79)
Teri Garr (actress) born 1944 (aged 79)
Louis Gossett Jr. (actor) born 1936 (aged 87)
Jami Haapanen (musician) born 1963 (aged 60)
Jaakko Hämeen-Anttila (academic researcher) born 1963 (aged 60)
James Earl Jones (actor) born 1931 (aged 93)
Quincy Jones (musician) born 1933 (aged 91)
Maria Jungner (television presenter) born 1973 (aged 50)
Janne Kela (musician) born 1972 (aged 52)
Maki Kolehmainen (musician) born 1966 (aged 58)
James Kottak (musician) born 1962 (aged 61)
Wayne Kramer (musician) born 1948 (aged 75)
Kris Kristofferson (musician, actor) born 1936 (aged 88)
Timo Laukkio (journalist) born 1948 (aged 76)
Kimmo Leijala (poet, friend) born 1982 (aged 42)
Perttu "Pepe" Laaksonen (musician) born 1961 (aged 63)
Richard Lewis (actor) born 1947 (aged 76)
Timo Löyvä (musician) born 1964 (aged 59)
Ewen MacIntosh (actor) born 1972 (aged 50)
Marjorie (singer) born 1965 (aged 58)
John Mayall (musician) born 1933 (aged 90)
Heidi Melan (friend) born 1978 (aged 46)
Michael Mosley (doctor) born 1957 (aged 67)
Bjørn Müller (musician) born 1960 (aged 64)
Alexei Navalny (activist) born 1976 (aged 47)
Juhani Palmu (painter) born 1944 (aged 79)
Olli "Rock-Ola" Pihlajamaa (musician) born 1962 (aged 61)
Jussi Raittinen (musician) born 1943 (aged 80)
Jack Russell (musician) born 1960 (aged 63)
Ritva Santavuori (attorney) born 1932 (aged 91)
Reetta Räisä (musician) born 1975) (aged 49)
Pentti Saaritsa (poet) born 1941 (aged 82)
Leif Segerstam (composer) born 1944 (aged 80)
Craig Shakespeare (football coach) born 1963 (aged 60)
James B. Sikking (actor) born 1934 (aged 90)
Heikki Silvennoinen (musician) born 1954 (aged 70)
O.J. Simpson (criminal) born 1947 (aged 76)
Maggie Smith (actress) born 1934 (aged 89)
Morgan Spurlock (filmmaker) born 1970 (aged 53)
Petri Sulonen (footballer) born 1963 (aged 60)
Tapio Suominen (journalist) born 1964 (aged 60)
Donald Sutherland (actor) born 1935 (aged 88)
Ari Taskinen (musician) born 1959 (aged 64)
Esko-Juhani Tennilä (politician) born 1947 (aged 76)
Jaakko Teppo (musician) born 1953 (aged 71)
Anssi Tikanmäki (musician) born 1955 (aged 69)
Dennis Thompson (musician) born 1948 (aged 75)
Tony Todd (actor) born 1954 (aged 69)
Erkki Vanhanen (TV broadcaster) born 1940 (aged 84)
Hannu Velmala (teacher) born 1948 (aged 76)
Vilma (beloved cat)
Kari Wahlroos (childhood friend, network marketer) born 1968 (aged 56)
M. Emmet Walsh (actor) born 1935 (aged 88)
Carl Weathers (actor) born 1948 (aged 76)
Tore Ylvisaker (musician) born 1970 (aged 54)