Time to scratch worthless balls

The script is silly and prepostorous, but at least the action hits hard the right places.

Gonna get organezized

Just because the year is drawing to its end I wanted to have a proper movie experience.

Vlad, don't be a pussy

Some crazy blackish comic horror of which 30 minutes or so should have been left on the floor of the editing room though.

An accomplished astral projector

This was so bad that I couldn't help but watching it and its most ridiculous moments in the history of horror.

Duck hunt

Probably the worst movie I've seen this year should cover it.

Stoned up

Moralizing little piece of...

Long live the flightless parrot

Got this as an X-mas present this year and even though I had seen it shy of one episode on TV a while back, I watched it again almost at one sitting. Animals, travelling, magnificent-looking places, lotsa sightseeing via own couch. Suits me fine.

Don't second guess an operation from an armchair

These techno thrillers are making me all confused.

Thunderball was notable success

Still one of the finest depictions of a junkie limbo.

One plus one

Motion picture can make a difference. Harsh yet heartfelt story telling at best.

All fuckin superiah

Didn't expect fuck all, but quite a cracker, this, and quite surprisingly the actual boxing parts were the movie's worst moments.

Let them bones crack

Didn’t follow this when it was on the telly. I’m glad bought both seasons spontaneously a while back because, as far as the season one is concerned, this is bloody bloody good. Hands down, some of the best television shit right here.

Scum of the earth

A standard issue prison movie. A remake of Scum (1977) which, I hear, is pretty good. This one wasn't.

Mi Madrid privado

No bullshit old-school thriller/horror, tension and suspense crafted in excellent manner.

Clown with a machete

Never liked films that try to be intentionally weird and funny, cool with shocking and blood-curdling violence and consider 'emselves art.

Wrong place wrong time

Don't know about this, it has the essentials; the actors, the action, right sort of realism and it's anyways a war movie in part, but just didn't cut me the right way.

Borders of mind

Without the couple of a-list actors - Murray and Duvall - in the rank, this would've been unbearable, now it's just dull and boring.

Shoot the devil in the back

Just about the perfect crime movie.

Another asshole with a résumé

Cleverly bullshit slightly mushy drama, didn't mind giving it a chance.

Flaunt them and throw them around

It was peculiar and different kind of a dope movie in the beginning, but pretty early on dived into a downward spiral. Fairly decent tho.

Our children are our hearts

Never fail. Michael Connelly's Hieronymous Bosch novels, some of the coolest detective shit out there.

The league of evil exes

Unusual, original and refreshing cut in comedy. It's pretty wild, sizzling with energy.

Perfect knock-offs of God

With little effort they could have made this comedy rather radical, dark and hip - quite much like the Chuck Palahniuk novel it's done upon - but obviously that didn't happen.

Smart like tractor

Not good. In fact, shitloads bad.

As good as place as any

You'll kinda dig this if you are 14 years of age, fairly stupid and think Twilight is so fucking adorable and cute.

New strain of scorn

One of those mad conspiratory stories where nothing is what it seems, everything fucks you in the eye. And all is so quite laughably ridiculous.

Building biodigital jazz in utopia

I am not a huge admirer of science fiction, most of the times I get all confused, puzzled and irritated with its futuristic mumbo-jumbo, but I kinda liked watching this since it's discoball-flashy at least.

Girls natter

It has a realistic take, this tale, it's disturbing, powerful and violent.

Pretty rinky-dinky

To come to think of it, it wasn't that bad. Just a little sceptic whether some of the scenes were for real or staged by actors, stunts or other professionals, or SFX was in play.

In between the panels

Quite much like Matthew Vaughn's Kick-Ass, only not good, not funny.

Lucky joke

If obsessive, just goes to show that everything's possible.

The sound of thunder

Could quite well be the movie of the year (completed two years ago, but what the heck), if you like them things wet, fishy, immensily beautiful (shocking parts excluded) and blue.

King of the trolls

A tad brainier and more entertaining than your every day comedy.

Fire and devils

Perfect no-brains-time's-a-wastin'.