Time to scratch worthless balls

The script is silly and prepostorous, but at least the action hits hard the right places.

Gonna get organezized

Just because the year is drawing to its end I wanted to have a proper movie experience.

Vlad, don't be a pussy

Some crazy blackish comic horror of which 30 minutes or so should have been left on the floor of the editing room though.

An accomplished astral projector

This was so bad that I couldn't help but watching it and its most ridiculous moments in the history of horror.

Duck hunt

Probably the worst movie I've seen this year should cover it.

Stoned up

Moralizing little piece of...

Long live the flightless parrot

Got this as an X-mas present this year and even though I had seen it shy of one episode on TV a while back, I watched it again almost at one sitting. Animals, travelling, magnificent-looking places, lotsa sightseeing via own couch. Suits me fine.

Don't second guess an operation from an armchair

These techno thrillers are making me all confused.

Thunderball was notable success

Still one of the finest depictions of a junkie limbo.

One plus one

Motion picture can make a difference. Harsh yet heartfelt story telling at best.

All fuckin superiah

Didn't expect fuck all, but quite a cracker, this, and quite surprisingly the actual boxing parts were the movie's worst moments.

Let them bones crack

Didn’t follow this when it was on the telly. I’m glad bought both seasons spontaneously a while back because, as far as the season one is concerned, this is bloody bloody good. Hands down, some of the best television shit right here.

Scum of the earth

A standard issue prison movie. A remake of Scum (1977) which, I hear, is pretty good. This one wasn't.

Mi Madrid privado

No bullshit old-school thriller/horror, tension and suspense crafted in excellent manner.

Clown with a machete

Never liked films that try to be intentionally weird and funny, cool with shocking and blood-curdling violence and consider 'emselves art.

Wrong place wrong time

Don't know about this, it has the essentials; the actors, the action, right sort of realism and it's anyways a war movie in part, but just didn't cut me the right way.

Borders of mind

Without the couple of a-list actors - Murray and Duvall - in the rank, this would've been unbearable, now it's just dull and boring.

Shoot the devil in the back

Just about the perfect crime movie.

Another asshole with a résumé

Cleverly bullshit slightly mushy drama, didn't mind giving it a chance.

Flaunt them and throw them around

It was peculiar and different kind of a dope movie in the beginning, but pretty early on dived into a downward spiral. Fairly decent tho.

Our children are our hearts

Never fail. Michael Connelly's Hieronymous Bosch novels, some of the coolest detective shit out there.

The league of evil exes

Unusual, original and refreshing cut in comedy. It's pretty wild, sizzling with energy.

Perfect knock-offs of God

With little effort they could have made this comedy rather radical, dark and hip - quite much like the Chuck Palahniuk novel it's done upon - but obviously that didn't happen.

Smart like tractor

Not good. In fact, shitloads bad.

As good as place as any

You'll kinda dig this if you are 14 years of age, fairly stupid and think Twilight is so fucking adorable and cute.

New strain of scorn

One of those mad conspiratory stories where nothing is what it seems, everything fucks you in the eye. And all is so quite laughably ridiculous.

Building biodigital jazz in utopia

I am not a huge admirer of science fiction, most of the times I get all confused, puzzled and irritated with its futuristic mumbo-jumbo, but I kinda liked watching this since it's discoball-flashy at least.

Girls natter

It has a realistic take, this tale, it's disturbing, powerful and violent.

Pretty rinky-dinky

To come to think of it, it wasn't that bad. Just a little sceptic whether some of the scenes were for real or staged by actors, stunts or other professionals, or SFX was in play.

In between the panels

Quite much like Matthew Vaughn's Kick-Ass, only not good, not funny.

Lucky joke

If obsessive, just goes to show that everything's possible.

The sound of thunder

Could quite well be the movie of the year (completed two years ago, but what the heck), if you like them things wet, fishy, immensily beautiful (shocking parts excluded) and blue.

King of the trolls

A tad brainier and more entertaining than your every day comedy.

Fire and devils

Perfect no-brains-time's-a-wastin'.

Mush and tasteless

Boldly advertised as a “thriller of the year”. That’s what I though of getting, a thriller of some sort at least. However, Catfish is a documentary of stolen or borrowed identities and it’s vividly discussed  whether it’s a fake or not. And I really don’t care.

The truth bends

Has an interesting start, but after that the story just trudges along, goes nowhere and ends disappointingly.

Robin Hood of Collinwood

My kind of a movie. Mafia wars a-blazing, hitmans and snitches, characters tough as nails. And it has a mob movie cast written in the stars to boot.

At war with God

Charles Darwin struggles with his book, the church and his life. Paul Bettany as the killer of God.

Satan och kapitalet

Hans Erik Dyvik Husby aka Hank von Helvete (ex-Turbonegro) does quite a magnificently splendid performance as Dutch-born Swedish troubadour and cult figure Cornelis Vreeswijk, unfortunately the movie does not follow his level of commitment.

Godless predators from other world

Lotsa bang bang. Nothing but bang bang and barefaced pathos.

Among the chosen few

A win-win on many levels, a timeless classic if there ever is one.

God is out to lunch

Willem Dafoe as a nazi and Jeff Goldblum as a sad clown. That's the story in a nutshell. That, and it's a boring piece.

To be really dead must be glorious

In 1931. Ust-Abakanskoye becomes Abakan. Robert Duvall and James Earl Jones are born. Al Capone is sentenced to 11 years in prison for tax evasion in Chicago, Illinois. And Tod Browning completes Dracula, Bela Lugosi as Count Vladimir Dracula.

The stones - the pain

I wish I'd see and comprehend stories like this only as fiction.

Frumpy sounds onomatopoetically right

I am a fan of this witty, educative and articulate series. It oftentimes flies above my understanding with its U.S. domestic policy jargon, but gladly it's usually style over matter. However, it ain't endlessly top-notch, when The West Wing is kind of in an idle mode it can be deadly boring. But having said that, when it's on fire, it takes your breath away.

Jar of gypsy tears

"Are you telling me the man who tried to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?" Top that Seth Rogen, Tod Phillips and Adam Sandler.

Come what may

Don't know if it's bad acting or what, but the chemistry between the main stars here is nonexistent, it however doesn't entirely vaporize the appeal of this adult fairytale.

Unholy grasp of Satan

Lotsa cockshite superstition, bodysnatching rascals and walking stiffs. Sounds like in between funny and scary, but it wasn't.

Crazy how you can get yourself in a mess sometimes

Somewhat decent film noir, but even tho' it's a Stanley Kubrick piece, it's nothing out of ordinary.

Funeral drugs

Broodingly depressive, as espected, but, as espected, real fucken good.