Wednesday, August 17, 2022

Fuck the moon

The moon is out of orbit. And a huge hole has appeared on its surface. Of all things, the fucken thing is hollow and inhabited by a monster in the form of technological lifeform! In times like these the world needs a hero. A failed and mocked astronaut Brian Harper (Patrick Wilson) to rescue! Roland Emmerich makes these major blockbuster movies (2012, Independence Day, White House Down, 10,000 BC, The Day After Tomorrow) where the stories are shit but are visually quite impressive. Moonfall is plain dumb too.

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