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Graboids are subterranean worm-like predators. When fully grown, a graboid can reach up to 10 meters in lenght and weigh up to 20 tons. They are daytime hunters and have no eyes. Graboids should be a desert phenomenon, so it struck everyone with bewilderment when incident occured in the Canadian arctic. Mr Gummer has hunted and killed graboids on two different continents before, so he's the perfect man to deal with the latest infestation. A few people appreciate this kind of nonsense.