Goddamn draculablack

Expendables is a decent action film, but let’s face it, despite people like Stallone, Statham, Rourke, Schwarzenegger, Roberts, Willis and Lundgren running all over the place (some less, some more), it’s just mildly interesting. Besides, I think it’s only Mickey Rourke and Eric Roberts here who can call himself as an actor. Expendables also tries to be whole fucken funny at times, inside jokes and what-nots are aplenty, but the jokes aren’t really that funny, they should have left all the funky stuff out of the picture. Action scenes are the film’s strong suit, they’re a bit messy and too long at times, but I wasn’t expecting such brutal and well-executed material.