for the love of god

This is too fucking hilarious. (Courtesy of goldchrist);

(first off, the letter)

Yes, I do not approve of metal music

Comments--------------------
Dear Ms Agnus,
First I would like to commend you for your faith, and conviction. In today's God-less society, it is wonderful to see someone, such as you, stand up against the immoral decay that has plagued our great, christiannation.
I, too, am sick of the filth, violence, and sex which have somehow become part of everyday life.
Keep up the wonderful work, you are truely one of God's most blessed messengers.
I was wondering if you could help me.
My 16 year old son is a wonderful christian, but today's music is makingit hard for him to even listen to it. He recently told me about a band that one of his school friends told him about and I was nearly physically ill.
His friend showed him the website and he was so disgusted that he told me about it as soon as he came home.
He also told me he would no longer associate with this "friend" as it was evident that they did not believe in God, since he liked this sort of filth.
I told you he was a great kid.
The band is known as EZT which I believe stands for Eviscerated Zombie Tampon.
This vile disgusting band has the most blasphemous site and stage show ever.
The lead singer dresses up as our saviour, Jesus Christ and openingly mocks him. This singer has also similated the rape of a altarboy on stage, while dressed this way.
There is another band member who dressed up as the Pope and a third (female)who acted as if she was Terri Shaivo!.
They even have a CD out called F word Easter. I can't bring myself to repeat such filth.
Please tell everyone to ban this disgusting, sick group of sinners.
The website is:http://www.geocities.com/ezt_rules
Our children must be warned and protected.
Your friend in Christ,Cindy Mae Madison--------------------
Your Email Address: catharsiss322@yahoo.comYour Name: A concerned Christian Mother

(the answer to the letter)

Thanks you for the kind words Madam. See, what this concerned mother has done is bring to light the demonic poison known as "heavy metal" also known as "dark music" which was first created by Marilyn Manson for those of you unfamiliar with the blasphomous music. I looked into the page that mother directed me to and I couldn't help but feel my eyes water. I started crying. "Why could such disgusting filth even bother to exist?", I kept asking myself. It is so sad knowing bands like that are making millions of dollars everyday and being exposed on millions of television and radios worldwide. Why can't we have pro-Christian music get that much exposure? Instead we see this new Zombie Tampon metal band become big and damage our degenrate youth with harmful messages. When is the governemnt going to actually step in and monitor the damging music in our society? All these Marliyn Manson type bands make me sick. They make millions of dollars by spreading hate. The only people that deserve that much money are the churches so that we could get bigger churches to house more Chirstians. Has anyone else noticed how small churches are compared to shopping malls? Shopping malls that get rich from selling dark music are gigantic compared to the small churches. Where is the rationality behind that?
This whole world is nothing but degenerates now, not wanting to admit God is right about everything. How anyone could disagree with me on this is simply foolish. I simply want to do nothing more than folllow God and wish everybody else could do the same by trashing all that is Marilyn Manson inspired. As a service to you all in hopes of brining you closer to God, I have taken my degenerate nephew's CD collection away from him and I have made a huge list documenting each band he owned a Cd of, as a means to serve as a warning to other concerned mothers. I shuffled through the album art and knew right away none of these CD's promoted Christian values. I plan to dispose of these CD's soon. My sister is not fit to be a parent. If he were my child, none of these CD's would be his to begin with.

God Forbid (the name alone indicates a hatred for christianity)
Immolation (the name is disturbing)
Lord Gore (there is a picture of women pleasuring each other, this is beyond filth)
Venom (the devil's face is glorified on the cover)
Repulsion (the devil's face is also beign glorified on the cover)
Agalloch (I don't know what the name Agalloch so I would be surprised if it was a satanic verse)
Immortal (this seems to be another band that has Marilyn Manson, the name of the album is "Sons of Northren Darkness", is is sickening)
Mr. Bungle (the name is pornographic)
Frightmare (the Cd depicts a woman murdered by a satanist)
Between the Buried and Me (I do not like how the name disrespcts the dead)
Ghoul (the cover depicts three demons covered in blood, I threw this in my garbage instantly)
Children of Bodom (I assume Bodom is another name for Satan. Why not "Children of God?")
Nile (there was a picture of a snake, it is glorifying the serpent/devil that made Adam and Eve eat the apple that doomed the world)
As I lay Dying (the album cover depicts a vile demon and the name reflects our death obsessed society)
Slayer (I could not believe the blatant blasphemy the album cover had)
Impaled (the cover depicts a toilet with pooh, why is it that today's youth is worshipping feces instead of God?)
Mayhem (the logo of the band appears to have inverted crosses)
Carcass (see how the world is obsessed with death, no wonder Terri Schiavo was assassinated)
Death (all these Marilyn Manson influenced metal bands keep enjoing death and destruction)
Devourment (there is a dead nude man on the cover, it is homosexual necrophilic pornography at its worth)Dying Fetus (it is sad how our children today approve of abortion)
Aborted (another pro-death/abortion band)Morbid Angel (I was outraged by the name, this is pure blasphemy)
Iced Earth (Satan is being pornographic on the cover, it's sickening)
Rigor Mortis (more praise for dead bodies in our death-obsessed culture)
Blood Freak (all our children want to do these days is kill and make people bleed)
Necro (it depicts satan wearing a skull mask)Bloodbath (yet again, more blood and murder)
Exhumed (I'm getting sick and tired of death being praised)
Godflesh (the name is disgusting, God's flesh is sacred and should not be spoken about)

There are more but I think I've seen enough of my nephews filth collection. All those bands I mentioned should be banned. Want peace on earth? Then ban all those money-making satanic bands. It's that simple. But because this pornographic liberal world still insists on wanting America to be destroyed, these killing culture bands will yet again be on our TV's and radios promoting their hatred towards God's creations. Would you let someone step on a thumbtack if they were about to step on it? I know I wouldn't because it's a mistake. And that is why I feel we shuld guide people to our right side. some people accuse me of being close-minded, but I am merely correcting people that are obviously wrong. If you see soemthign wrong, correct it. These bands are not pro-God, so that is why banning is the only solution. How many more school shootings and innocent women starved to death do we have to see for our world to realize Marliyn Manson and all these other Marilyn Manson wannabes are causing such a ruckus in our world?


That was it (didn't bother to correct the numerous spelling mistakes), and I hope to fucking god the article is fake, either way all the good band names were forgotten to mention; Rotting Christ, Blasphemy, Impaled Nazarene, Christblood, Jesus Anal Penetration and, quite obviously, Satan.