heidache

Quote of the day:

“A ride eyewis helps, cuts oot aw the fuckin tension in the heid. Aye, whin ye shoot yir duff it’s like gittin yir fuckin brain massaged. Ah cannae understand aw they cunts thit say, ‘No the now, ah’ve goat a heidache,’ like in they fuckin films n that. See, tae me, that’s whin ye need a fuckin ride. If every cunt had a ride whin they hud a heidache, thir widnae be as much fucking trouble in the world."

(Irvine Welsh – Porno)