Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Corpses don't bleed

Probably first timer on couple of issues. Zombies fall in love with humans (vice versa, too) and they recuparate (with luck, they turn back into humans). Quite blasphemous to violate these unwritten laws some would holler. But anyways, the movie was better than I expected.

The dogs are coming

A hijack where nothing happened - no-one was hurt and no bombs or shots fired - I don't think would have deserved a movie. There's absolutely no story to speak of, no twist of any kind, not anything.

Thursday, November 21, 2013

I believe it's insured and other insults

A fucking Die Hard on White House. One of the most pathetic movies I have seen for a while. For the shit-for-brains only.

Freeze-dried and bronzed

Better than I expected. I can fathom Mark Wahlberg's acting in movies like this, he can manage these not so serious roles. And the movie is a funny little piece itself, so infantile and over the top that it stuck to me.

So full of wonders

Quite interesting. Two worlds (one up, one down), different gravities, one gigantic sky scraper in between and one love story that holds no barriers. Starring Kirsten Dunst and Jim Sturgess.

Sunday, November 17, 2013

Feed them cocaine

So amazingly not-funny.

Hard to imagine a future

I gave up hope on Steven Soderberg after Out Of Sight (1998), but this was a glimpse for better future. Not entirely flawless, but damn exciting psychological thriller.

Saturday, November 16, 2013

Harold and Lloyd

Finnish eccentric hippie builds a habitable truck basically from a scratch. And we follow the process. I didn't like the car parts, but the sceneries and the niceties of the people in Northern America struck gold.

We are at the beach

One of the saddest tragedies in human history, the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami, left me speechless. Reminiscing the days by watching this movie did the same. Despite the emotions, I really liked the movie.

Saturday, November 09, 2013

How do you evaluate the risk of not doing something

Fucklots better than the current 7,4 points on IMDB. I admit though. I was biased the first 30 minutes in that will it hold the whole 2,5 hours. The first hour or so it was kind of tough and confusing, couldn't really concur what the fuck was going on, but thankfully it took shape a little further on. The last hour was great, focusing on the greatest manhunt this world have ever witnessed.

Friday, November 08, 2013

Sunday, November 03, 2013

Some of us just came back

I kept watching and finished the movie only because all these great actors (Chris Cooper, Nick Nolte, Sam Elliot, Richard Jenkins, Brendan Gleeson) kept gradually popping up. Otherwise, it's a crap movie. Quite like Shia LaBeouf.

Beaten, raped, burned for being witches

It was funny to shoot zombies in the head. Unfortunately, that was the only thing. Wasn't interested in the story.

God is a vampire

I was very disappointed during the first few episodes. The show became its worst enemy, everything was askew, millions of characters more weirder than the next. But fortunately, things picked off, they simplified the story some and only the strong survived.

Within and without

Story of a flamboyant Gatsby. The title role is performed by Leonardo DiCaprio and he's good enough, but otherwise utter waste of time.

Not foaming at the mouth

Dominic Cooper as Saddam Hussein's son Usain and his body double (aka Devil's Double). Based on a true story and all that shit. Sure enough, Usain was a cunt, but I think the only thing that is real in this movie is the actual Gulf War footage.

Deserts and rain

I think Wallander is the cornerstone of Nordic crime and yet again I was properly entertained. You could argue to hell and back who's the coolest cat doing the lead role, but rural Sweden is and should always be on the spotlight.

All this and more

A stand-up comedian struggles to co-parent his autistic son. A simple story, seen many times before, but solid and entertaining little flick...